Girl: So, can you beatbox?
Guy: No, but I can make elephant noises. [Makes elephant noises.]
–Savoia
Archive for 2022
Tomorrow’s Lesson: IHOP
Guy pointing at the new Yankee stadium: There it is, the house that Jeter built!
Stupid girlfriend: That’s a house!?
–Yankee Stadium
Overheard by: JoZac21
‘Cause If It Is, I’ve Got Plans!
College intern hitting friend with magic wand: Naked Bitch with big titties.
Little kid: Is that a real magic wand?!
–FAO Schwartz
But All I Said Was, I Hate The Hills!
Yelling wife: You made a promise. You’re my husband.
Husband: Can we do this later?
Yelling wife: No, I made the worst mistake of my life marrying you. Take your ring… go.
–F Train
