Pretty girl:
Wow fact of the day thats super depressing : Matt mcconaughey now weighs only 20 lbs more than me. Fml.
Guy friend: He’s also playing an aids patient.
Pretty girl: Oh.
–40th and 6th
Overheard by: Dan
Archive for 2022
From the Whitney Houston Collection
Queer eye: Lindsay Lohan wore this dress on the cover of Teen Vogue; ever since then, it’s been like…crack cocaine.
–Marc Jacobs, Bleecker Street
Overheard by: Mat Triebner
The Heartache of Lukewarm Erotic Imagination
Girl #1: God, why are all the losers interested in me?!
Girl #2: Shut up! At least you have the potential of getting some ass! All I can get are the people in my mind… And they’re not even hot!
Girl #1: … Sorry.
–Cowgirl Hall of Fame restaurant, Hudson St
Nobody Really Knows Anybody
Woman: Karen’s gone. She resigned. She’s going to California to be with some boy.
Man: Wow, that’s scary.
Woman: Yeah. Especially since when I first met her she was a lesbian.
–Wagner College, Staten Island
