Hipster to her dog: You know, you really are the best pooper I know!
–Prince & MacDougal
Overheard by: Yann
Woman to dog: Why do you always have to pee on your paws? Oh, honey… Do not pee on your feet!
–12th St & 5th Ave
Overheard by: Thompson
Hispanic guy to his dog: What are you do – ? Why don’t you listen to me? What the hell — didn’t I tell you that is bad?!
–98th & Lex
Overheard by: Laughing my ass off
Queer to his yappy dog: No, no, no! You’ve already peed on that. You’ve peed on everything!
–28th St & 8th Ave
Woman to dog in baby talk: Yes, other people’s poo makes me very happy, yes!
–48th St & 9th Ave
Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster