Middle aged JAP, speedwalking: I’m either going to buy a hat or apply for a job!
–57th & 6th
Overheard by: Miss Shush
Black man in dreads wearing a suit: You know how they say terrorists wear Casio watches? I guess that makes me the accountant for Al Qaeda.
Clueless woman, on Philip Treacy hat: It’s for a lamp! Yeah, it’s a lampshade!
–Alexander McQueen Exhibit, Costume Institute
Younger man on cell: Fuck t‑shirts!
–W. Square Park