Tourist to another: I don’t get why they have a roller coaster based on Aerosmith. They need to have a ride based on someone that everybody likes, like Britney Spears.
Confused teenage girl to another, looking at wall of silver-screen era movie star magazines: Where’s Justin Bieber?
–Museum of the Moving Image, Astoria
Overheard by: Lori
Blond: It’s not like it was Barack Obama. We just saw Mike Myers! It was like “Ohmygod, I totally admire you!”
–W 4th St
Overheard by: Megan W.
Bearded guy to tough guy: You should scissor-kick the shit outta Snooki.
–40th St & Broadway