As Long As One Of You's a Freeloader, I'm Sure God Would Approve

Male customer to woman behind the counter: So she's your husband, or… Life partner?
Woman: We have kids together and grandkids.
Male customer: Okay, so she's the man and you're the girl?
Woman, somewhat flabbergasted: I'm a girl, yes.
Male customer: That makes sense, then. You're subtle, because you're the girl. She's out and loud because she's the man.
Woman, smirking: Sure. She makes the money and I spend it.
Male customer: That's the way it should be.

Overheard by: dave in beaverton