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Boyfriend, getting off train at coventry station: So… This is coventry. Doesn't seem too bad…
Girlfriend, following, with vehemence: Its a fucking shithole populated by tracksuit wearing, mouth breathing, illiterate, shitcunt morons. If my parents didn't fucking live in the fucking place I'd never come back. I mean, the fucking luftwaffe leveled the place and that wasn't enough to get rid of it. It all needs to be killed with fire.
Boyfriend, slightly taken aback: Wow… You… Really don't like it here, huh?
Girlfriend: I hate the place like hitler hated gay jewish kittens.

Coventry Station, Covenfuckingtry, England

Overheard by: Bleep