College guy to girl: I hope you don't mind; I traded your vodka for butt sex.
–Columbia University
Guy on cell: I'm sorry, man! I would have called you, but I figured you were busy… Like, in someone's ass.
–Westside Market
Young woman working behind bar: I totally love to give head and get fucked in the ass at the same time.
–Crown Heights
Overheard by: montana
Black man on bike, yelling into phone: I don't care! Butt sex is part of life for a nigga, dude!
–30th Ave & Broadway, Astoria
Overheard by: Russell in Astoria
Black suit to vendor, cheerfully: Gimme your girlfriend, I'll fuck her in the ass!
–Broadway & 32nd
Overheard by: erkala
