But I'm Totally Writing About It on My College Application.

Preppy girl #1: I know! Can you believe it? I wish I'd been bitten by a fucking dog!
Preppy girl #2: (laughs)
Preppy girl #1: Yeah, it was pretty tragic. We were like… ten when it happened? I guess I was there. I don't really remember.

–Central Park

Overheard by: Nevin