But, Like, Why Do They Always Salivate When I Ring This Bell?

Professor: How do you feel about presenting?
Student: Nervous. I don't like talking in front of people.
Professor: These aren't people, these are students!
Students: (silence)
Professor: That's not a nice thing to say. You can't believe I just said that, can you?

Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: CR