But That's Two-Party Democracy for You

Student #1: I feel like you don't care about the clowns.
Student #2: What about the magicians?
Student #1: They're going to give us bad data!
Student #2: Do you care about the clowns?
Student #1: The magicians are just completely unnecessary!

–Bard High School Early College

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