Career Options for Graduates Are Not Looking Good

Male student #1: Would you take it up the ass in prison? Cause I would.
Male student #2: What? Dude no. I would def not take it up the butt.
Male student #1: I'd take it. Dude. I'd pick the scariest looking mofo in there and take his d. He'd protect me after that. Keep me from getting shanked from anyone.
Male student #2: Yeah but you'd be getting rammed.
Male student #1: Small prize to pay for not getting shanked.
Male student #2: You've got a point.

University of Rhode Island Campus

Overheard by: Peter