Cheaper Than Paying for a Dominatrix, Y'know?

Man on the bus telling friend about a local sandwich shop: The bloke who works there is a massive Australian, he used to play rugby for the Giants, and his sandwiches are shit. When he gives you 'em, he's all like 'you're an English wanker', and they're shit. (pause) I keep going back, though.

Huddersfield
England