Chicago Has Two Types Of Bears, Ma'am

Guy #1: I loved the way you fucked me last night.
Guy #2: I can't wait to do it again, tonight.
Guy #1: Mmmm, I'm getting hot just thinking about it.
Annoyed woman sitting in front of them: You two fools do realize everyone on the bus can hear you, don't you?

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: CTA bus rider