Dude, It Has the Word “Vajayjay” on the Cover

Twelve-year-old boy to friend: I didn’t know bookstores had porn!
Friend: Dude, that’s Cosmo!

Barnes & Noble
Illinois

Posted on July 21, 2023
Books, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Friends, Guys, Illinois, Pop culture, Porn, Stores, Tweens

So, Regardless, We're Going Green.

Student, as professor walks into classroom: Tomorrow's Earth Day!
Professor: Yesterday was 4/20!

Classroom, College of Marin
Marin County, California

Posted on July 9, 2023
California, Class, Comebacks, Education, Students, Teachers

Now I Only Eat It

Dude #1: So, when the hell did you start smoking cigarettes?
Dude #2: Last week.
Dude #1: Why the hell did you do that?
Dude #2: I wanna stop smoking pot.

University of Miami
Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Stosh

Posted on June 27, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Default, Druggies, Drugs, Florida, Guys, Questions, Smoking, Time Management

Instead, I’ll Discuss Your Pain With This Complete Stranger

Boyfriend to gas station attendant: She slept with the entire football team in high school.
Girlfriend: Maybe, but I still wouldn’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Really? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on June 23, 2023
Ass, Backdoor, Bragging, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Virginia

As Demanded by the Quality of Your Recent Essays

Professor: Okay, time to get back to class.
Student: But this conversation is so rewarding.
Professor: Sorry, but some of us have to go out drinking later tonight.

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on June 15, 2023
Bringing it back to you, Comebacks, Drinking & drunks, Education, Overheard at UMBC, Students, Teachers

This Argument Makes Your Editors So Tired We Must All Take Naps Now

Sorority girl to lit class: So she was all saying that I was totally against feminism if I insisted on shaving my legs. And I said she was totally against feminism if she insisted on being a whore!

University of Nebraska
Lincoln, Nebraska

Posted on April 26, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Default, Nebraska, Politics, Sexuality, Shaving, Sorority types

I Figure Since He Died for Me, I May As Well Give Him Something Nice to Look At

Man: I’m giving up bread for lent.
Woman: Is that because Jesus Christ died for your sins, or because you’re concerned with your figure?

Starbucks
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Maggie

Posted on February 5, 2023
Beauty, Christianity, Comebacks, Diet & weight, Food, Guys, Holidays, Jesus, Restaurants, Women

What With the Muffin Top, Camel Toe, and Side Ponytail

Guy to girl: You just give off that vibe that says “make fun of me!”

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: marisawin

Posted on January 18, 2023
Comebacks, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Weirdness

Is Anybody Shocked That Las Vegas Has Creepy Guys?

Creepy lurky guy at bar (walking up and smelling girl sitting at table): Sorry y'all. Just smells really good.
Friend of girl (giving guy a dirty look): That was awkward.
Creepy lurky guy: Well, maybe you shouldn't be here then.
Friend of girl: Well, maybe you shouldn't be trying to smell us.

Blue Martini
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Ariola

Posted on December 27, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Comebacks, Compliments, Creepsters, Default, Friends, Guys, Nevada, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Then He Was Like, “This Is a Job Interview, Tanya.”

Black teen girl to friend: He was like “you're so high you don't even know what to do!” and I was like “nigga, this ain't the first time I smoked!”

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Hancock

Posted on December 22, 2022
Black people, Comebacks, Drugs, Friends, Girls, Ohio, Teens

Comebacks