College dude to friend: And then the shit gets stuck to the head of your penis…
–Brooklyn College
Overheard by: It's Too Early For This
Guy to passive dude handing out postcards: Like I really give a shit 'bout your fucking shit.
–St. Mark's Place
Overheard by: Natalie
Female tourist to boyfriend: These sandwiches would be good if they didn't have all this shit on them.
–Pret A Manger Sandwich Shop, Broadway
Asian chick: Same shit, different toilet.
–W 18th St & 8th Ave
Overheard by: Alex M.
Dude: Trust me, guy, once you shit yourself in front of your girl, the relationship changes.
–F Train
Overheard by: Fact.
