Six-year-old, playing video game: Whee! I'm going to commit suicide!
–B Train
Emo kid on train to another: I once tried to overdose, but my metabolism was so fast that it didn't work correctly.
–N Train
Overheard by: Rachel
Guy on cell, in bored voice: I wanna fucking kill myself… but besides that, it's just another lovely day in the neighborhood…
–Midtown, Madison Square Garden
Overheard by: Nina
Female NYU undergrad to another: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I tried to commit suicide too…
–University Place & 10th St
Overheard by: Don Willmott
Girl on cell: My psychologist said I'm not allowed to make suicide pacts anymore. Sorry!
–Central Park
