Child eating skeleton fruit snacks: Mommy, look! I'm eating a boner!
Disney World
Florida
Professor: Here's a good thing to compare to the turgor pressure in a plant cell: have any of you seen an erection?
University of Illinois at Chicago
Overheard by: suddenly paying attention
20-something woman to friends: He was putting sunscreen on his dick and got a boner!
Plutos Restaurant
Palo Alto, California
Male student: I just… can't control my erections.
Library, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
Girl #1: Isn’t lap dancing anal sex?
Girl #2: Uhh, excuse me?
Girl #1: Well, if a girl sits on a guy’s lap and he gets an erection, it would go [points up] up the ass, right?
High School
Australia
Overheard by: NinjaPirates
Woman: Wood is like money to old people.
Maryland Farms
Brentwood, Tennessee
Overheard by: FACT.
Discouraged guy to pal: I can’t stop having erections!
St-Jean Street
Old Quebec City
Canadia
Overheard by: My mom u-turned on the sidewalk and started running after him!