Every Tom, Wednesday One-Liner, and Harry

Hot girl to male friend: Do you want to go by Yves Saint Laurent and see the dress I would suck a thousand dicks for?

–57th St & Madison Ave

Guy to friend: Pop a couple, that shit'll get ya dick up!

–Broadway & 36th St

Overheard by: Mikhail

Crazy man yelling in station to cops: Do you got two dicks and one ball? Cuz I got one dick and two balls!

–6 Train

Guy shouting into cell: Fuck! Now my dick's gonna be stuck to the wrapper!

–West Village