Fall Behind, and You End Up Marrying David Arquette

Snooty white mom #1 to snooty white mom #2, about toddler: "… And I'd haaaate for her to fall behind in chinese, because chinese is one of her stroooongest subjects."

Woodbury, MN

Overheard by: Mmmm, yeah, your kid's friggin' awesome, now get outta my way