Overheard In New York https://overheardinnewyork.com Tue, 18 May 2021 05:00:38 +0000 en-US hourly 1 NY’s Free Papers: When the New York Post is Just Too Classy https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/746.html Tue, 18 May 2021 05:00:38 +0000 AM New York guy: Man, it’s like I was tryin’ to say– Metro New York guy: Nah, tell Shorty he needs to eat that pussy. –Hanson Place & Atlantic Avenue, Fort Greene Overheard by: Frank Smith...

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Believe Me, He Would Know https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/13682.html Mon, 17 May 2021 16:51:21 +0000 Guy #1: Hey…Sam?Guy #2: No…Sam’s my brother.Guy #1: Oh…sorry. Dude, you look just like him.Guy #2: Well, we’re brothers.Guy #1: Me and my brother don’t look anything alike.Guy #2: Huh. Guess your mother was a whore. –37th &

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Every Episode Of Laguna Beach, in a Nutshell. https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/21821.html Mon, 17 May 2021 04:46:55 +0000 Teen girl #1: I’m thinking about buying more clothes!Teen girl #2: Clothes! Lets go shopping!Teen girl #1: I know! Dad’s money is the best! –2nd Ave & 12st St Overheard by: James...

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Holy Crap, Someone Please Tape That Call https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/3194.html Sun, 16 May 2021 16:12:02 +0000 Thug kid: When are you having that damn baby? Preggers: I was due last week and I want a C‑section but the doctor said we shouldn’t do it yet. Thug kid: I’ma call that doctor tomorrow and tell him to take that nigga out. –Williamsburg Overheard by: Anthony Amico...

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You Hear That, Mary-Kate? Come Out of Hiding! https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/3048.html Sun, 16 May 2021 04:06:43 +0000 Chick #1: The girl puts on 10 pounds and nobody wants her. Chick #2: But she did cocaine. Chick #1: Big deal! Everyone does cocaine! –Conde Nast Building...

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Like Herpes, Madonna Will Never Die https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/14460.html Sat, 15 May 2021 15:53:40 +0000 Woman #1: So, Madonna has a new album out… which, of course, means my herpes are flaring up again…Woman #2: I know, right? –South 3rd & Berry...

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That’ll Be Fifteen Dollars. https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/23858.html Sat, 15 May 2021 03:34:45 +0000 Hippie, counting his cash: How much for a Jack & Coke?Bartender: Ten dollars.Hippie: Can I have a Bud Light? –Bluegrass Concert...

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Missouri or Kansas? https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/7997.html Fri, 14 May 2021 15:28:02 +0000 Cop to cabbie: Hurry up, you Arabian fuck! Dumbass towel-heads…Tourist mom: Do you have to use that language? There are children present.Cop: Lady, shut up. This is New York — either get with it or get out.Tourist mom: This never would have happened back in Kansas City.

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I Get More Action With Them https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/156.html Fri, 14 May 2021 02:58:02 +0000 Schoolgirl: I’m the only one at school that wears wild stockings. –M79 Bus Overheard by: Fred Weiner...

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Wednesday One-Liners for Celebretards https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/16407.html Thu, 13 May 2021 14:36:46 +0000 Young black guy to another: You know, Obama is to politics what Richard Simmons is to exercise. –PATH Train Guy standing outside bar: And she was like, “What, like Gary Coleman?” and I’m like, “No, not like fucking Gary Coleman!” –4th & 10th Girl to boyfriend: Well, Tom Green only had one testicle. It’s totally fine. –E 11th St Overheard by: j Suit on cell: And I was like, “Fuck you, Ryan Cabrera”!

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