Overheard In New York https://overheardinnewyork.com Mon, 21 Jun 2021 05:14:49 +0000 en-US hourly 1 You Have to Have a Cleft Palate to Say It https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/9273.html Mon, 21 Jun 2021 05:14:49 +0000 Student #1: That’s hot.Student #2: Did you actually just say that?Teacher: Come on, leave her alone. She meant ‘hot’ with a ‘ph.’ –Convent of the Sacred Heart Overheard by: hot with a ph...

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Spring is in the Air (Alongside TB) https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/1268.html Sun, 20 Jun 2021 16:35:14 +0000 Hobo #1: I love you. Hobo #2: Get the fuck out of here. Hobo #1: What? Hobo #2: You are going to fuck with me and you are going to get yourself hurt. I mean it! –Penn Station Overheard by: bebe...

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…In the 1800s https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/17115.html Sun, 20 Jun 2021 04:04:49 +0000 Girl: Oh my god, I just found out that my high school drama teacher has been sleeping with the kid who’s the star in all of the shows.Boy: Shit!Girl: Yeah, I heard they’re both in jail now or something.Boy: That’s like the time that family in my town had those slaves. –Crowded Elevator, NYU Overheard by: confused...

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You Overheard It Here First? https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/3214.html Sat, 19 Jun 2021 16:00:08 +0000 Woman: I assure you, every subway I ride does not have a camera. Bus driver: The conductor has a screen in front of him; every car.

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Wednesday One-Liners & Order https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/24782.html Sat, 19 Jun 2021 03:44:12 +0000 Girl on cell: Wow, you should be concerned if he does that in bed… Maybe you should call the cops. Actually, definitely call the cops. –Lincoln Center NYPD policeman inside police van: The park is now closed. If you are looking for recreational narcotics, may we suggest the East Village? –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Joe DiCastro Guy to friend: Donuts freak me out, that’s why I’m not a cop!

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God: Didn’t I Issue a Commandment Against That? https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/18683.html Fri, 18 Jun 2021 15:38:02 +0000 Guy #1: Did you hear that Beyonce is playing Eartha Kitt in a biopic?Guy #2: What the fuck? Are you serious? I need to get in contact with god!Guy #1: Yeah, I think we are in our last days, like old people say. –5th Ave b/w 18th &

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Raise Your Hand If You Assumed It Was a Harry Potter Thing. https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/23011.html Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:28:01 +0000 Six-year old girl: Mom! I want some triffles!(tired mother ignores her)Six-year old girl: Triffles, mom! Can I have some when we get home? Please, mom? I want triffles! Triffles, triffles, triffles!Tired mother: What the hell is a triffle? I don’t even know what those are.Six-year old girl: Yeah. Me neither. –Crown Heights Overheard by: Now I really wanna know...

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Wednesday One-liners Lunch Hour https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/4725.html Thu, 17 Jun 2021 15:02:08 +0000 Teen boy: Yo, I got the munchies, B…Yo, what happened to the guys with candy and shit? Shit was mad convenient. –1 train Overheard by: I. J.

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That Was *You*, Cammy https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/17004.html Thu, 17 Jun 2021 02:28:42 +0000 Hysterical girl #1: What stop is next?Hysterical girl #2: Tuckahoe.Hysterical girl #3: I tucked a hoe in my pants once.

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Just When You Think Lesbian Porn Can’t Get Any Better https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/23015.html Wed, 16 Jun 2021 14:14:13 +0000 Woman #1: Wow, those fingerless gloves are great! You look like you could get into a fistfight, but in a totally adorable way!Woman #2: It would be the cutest, fuzziest, bluest fight ever! –5th & 22nd Overheard by: Rose Fox...

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