Overheard In New York https://overheardinnewyork.com Tue, 10 Nov 2020 02:35:37 +0000 en-US hourly 1 At the Gape Pride Parade https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/10104.html Tue, 10 Nov 2020 02:35:37 +0000 Hispanic guy: I can’t believe it.Southeast Asian guy: What?Tan guy: Yeah, what?Hispanic guy: How dilated my ass is!Southeast Asian guy: I believe it — I was there. –23rd & 9th Overheard by: nate honeycut...

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Wednesday Undie-Liners https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/20796.html Mon, 09 Nov 2020 14:18:02 +0000 Guy: Oh, man! It is not a good day to be my underwear! –Wine Store, 75th & Amsterdam Overheard by: Raven 10-year-old to little brother: Hey! C’mere! You wanna play Captain Underpants? –Brooklyn Overheard by: dogboy Guy on cell: I’m not paying her to smell your underwear! –57th St & Broadway Overheard by: Lagsalot Loud older gentleman watching people at subway entrance: They don’t wear brassieres...

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…And Doing a Fashion Stare https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/24261.html Mon, 09 Nov 2020 02:05:14 +0000 Girl #1: Ohmigod, what are you talking about? He was totally staring right at you!Girl #2: But I thought he was gay! –57th St &

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It’s Funny Because It’s Permanent! https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/22765.html Sun, 08 Nov 2020 13:43:33 +0000 Professor: So there’s this study that says that left-handed people have lower evolutionary fitness.Student: Does that mean that we’re doomed because the President is left handed?Professor, without missing a beat: No, it just means he’s going to die.

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Tell That to Sarah Jessica Parker https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/3393.html Sun, 08 Nov 2020 01:08:02 +0000 Dude #1: So I’m totally fighting with Mark– Dude #2: You mean physically fighting, or metaphysically fighting? Dude #1: Metaphysically. But does it make a difference? Dude #2: Well, dude, you can’t get punched in the face, metaphysically. –West 3rd & Mercer Overheard by: Dev Nille...

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Stealing — Genius! https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/10679.html Sat, 07 Nov 2020 12:35:06 +0000 Suit #1: First we’ll get his 40 thousand dollars, then we’ll fire him.Suit #2: Oooh — okay! –Tribeca Overheard by: JEK...

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And I Wanted Him to Shave Me https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/9050.html Sat, 07 Nov 2020 00:26:14 +0000 Guy: You bought your boyfriend swords?Girl: We had just started going out. –NY Comic Con, Javits Center Overheard by: Kevin Frost...

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Saviors: Gotta Catch ’em All! https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/22907.html Fri, 06 Nov 2020 11:18:52 +0000 Teen boy #1: You should be a Pokemon for Halloween.Teen boy #2: Like Jesus? –Chambers St.

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That Means He Knows How to Get Women https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/3307.html Thu, 05 Nov 2020 23:00:58 +0000 Boss guy: I’ll meet you at Seebo at 5:30. Design guy: Um…I think it’s pronounced “Chee-bo.” C‑I-B‑O. It’s Italian. Boss guy: What do I know? I’m a Viking. –Office, Hanover Square Overheard by: R.S.

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Or Aborting Fetuses? https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/12003.html Thu, 05 Nov 2020 10:49:51 +0000 Hobo: Can I ask you a Republican question?Girl: Yes.Hobo: Do you like Christmas?

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