Overheard In New York 2020-05-10T07:37:25Z https://overheardinnewyork.com/feed/atom admin <![CDATA[“Oh man! I already got the genie pants!”]]> 2020-05-10T07:37:25Z 2020-05-10T07:37:25Z Teen boy #1: Yo man, I’m gonna join a gang! Teen boy #2: Ah, ya? What gang? Teen boy #1: Aladdin Kings. Teen boy #3: What the fuck kinda Disney gang is that? Latin Kings, man! Latin Kings! –.

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admin <![CDATA[Think I Could Pass Off Bulimia As Repeated Exorcisms?]]> 2020-05-09T19:33:08Z 2020-05-09T19:33:08Z Black girl #1: You look great. You are like wasting away from your fast. Black girl #2: Thanks! I asked my brother the other day if I continued fasting after Lent ends, would that be considered a diet or just anorexia? Black girl #3: Oh my god! I always want to do that. Black girl #2: He said anorexia, but I'm still thinking about it. –Town Hall, 43rd St Overheard by: jesus would be so...

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admin <![CDATA[Lots of Short, Gay Things Have Come from There]]> 2020-05-09T07:28:22Z 2020-05-09T07:28:22Z Art professor: A lot of great things have come from Philly. Art student: [Inaccurately] Andy Warhol! Art professor: Hall and Oates! –SVA Overheard by:

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admin <![CDATA[A Gun Can Get You Any Woman]]> 2020-05-08T19:19:11Z 2020-05-08T19:19:11Z Man: So I’m just standing there, trying to get the guns from his hands– Woman #1: Are they registered? Man: Not in New York. Woman #1: Ooh, you need to be careful. He could get arrested again! Man: I know, right? So I have one gun in my hand, and he has the other one, and he’s ready to give it to me when Susan starts freaking out. Woman #2: Ooh…Did you know that they had a...

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admin <![CDATA[McDonald’s? Are You Trying to Kill Me?]]> 2020-05-08T06:55:05Z 2020-05-08T06:55:05Z Barefoot hobo grabbing tourist by shoulders: Gimme your shoes, nigga! Blonde tourist #1: Take my McDonald’s! Don’t rape me! Blonde tourist #2: Rape her! She’s prettier than me! –15th & 5th, Brooklyn Overheard by:

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admin <![CDATA[Girl #1 for Senator!]]> 2020-05-07T18:41:54Z 2020-05-07T18:41:54Z Girl #1: So he kept asking me to have sex last night. Girl #2: Did you? Girl #1: No, I told him, “Look, I will not have sex with you. If you want a blowjob I will do that, but I will not have sex with you.”…I mean what is a blowjob? Nothing at all. –Bleecker &.

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admin <![CDATA[But Dating a Gemini Doubles Your Chances]]> 2020-05-07T06:24:50Z 2020-05-07T06:24:50Z Guy #1: The thing is, dating gets so much harder as we get older. Guy #2: Yeah, especially if you’re intelligent. Guy #1: It’s not like you can just look at a woman and tell if she’s smart enough to date. Guy #2: True. Guy #1: I’d never date an Aries though. –in line at MOMA...

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admin <![CDATA[I Hear He Has Warts on His Hog]]> 2020-05-06T17:50:52Z 2020-05-06T17:50:52Z Nerdy teen: Dude, I really want to see what Lord Voldemort looks like in the movie. Friend: Yeah, man. I really want to see Lord Voldemort get naked. Nerdy teen: Oh, yeah. Me, t– What? –.

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admin <![CDATA[Then It Changed to Crocs, and We All Cried.]]> 2020-05-06T05:40:17Z 2020-05-06T05:40:17Z Girl #1: When Annie is in a relationship, she's really serious. But when she was single she went through what we like to call the “sit on your face” phase. Girl #2: What? Girl #1: She'd go up to a guy in the bar we were in and say, “man, you look so good tonight. I might just sit on your face later.” (girl #2 laughs) Girl #1: Yeah… “sit on your face&#

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admin <![CDATA[He’d Been to a Bris in the Afternoon]]> 2020-05-05T17:25:14Z 2020-05-05T17:25:14Z Guy #1: So are you go to Ian’s birthday dinner later? Guy #2: Well, I’ve been trying to only eat one meal a day this past month, and I already ate one…so probably not. –51st &.

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