Overheard In New York 2020-02-09T21:19:12Z https://overheardinnewyork.com/feed/atom admin <![CDATA[Gay As Fireman Calendars, Both of ‘Em]]> 2020-02-09T21:19:12Z 2020-02-09T21:19:12Z Woman #1: I heard your son started going to my son’s doctor. Woman #2: Yeah, he has a great bedside manner… And he has a handlebar mustache, too, haha. Woman #1: Yeah, so does my gyno. –29th & 3rd Overheard by: Jeffrey G.

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admin <![CDATA[As It Clearly States in Joss Whedon's Version Of the Bible]]> 2020-02-09T09:11:28Z 2020-02-09T09:11:28Z Professor: Does anyone know where the term “Passover” comes from? Student: It's because the Jews put blood on their doors so Jesus would pass over their house and not kill the first-born son. –Classroom, Fordham University Overheard by:

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admin <![CDATA[And Who Are You?]]> 2020-02-08T21:01:31Z 2020-02-08T21:01:31Z College student #1, with Brooklyn meets Boston mystery accent: My uncle is a doctor. Well, he's like a doctor. I mean he works in a hospital, but you know, once you work in a hospital for 15 years you might as well be a doctor cause you know it all by then, anyway. Well, he says that food comas are real. Yeah, you know, it's like the cyanide in the turkey or something. College student #2:

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admin <![CDATA[Sounds Pretty Vanilla to Me, Bob]]> 2020-02-08T08:46:49Z 2020-02-08T08:46:49Z Entrepreneur #1: We could have ice cream hands jobs. Entrepreneur #2: Huh? Entrepreneur #1: Yeah, two things everybody likes. –Bleecker Street &.

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admin <![CDATA[Like a Celibate Priest With a Huge Dick]]> 2020-02-07T20:36:11Z 2020-02-07T20:36:11Z Tipsy attractive Asian lesbian to girlfriend: Oh, well. Actually, I just learned how to deep throat in December… Pretty awesome, once you get it down. Tipsy, equally attractive girlfriend: My last girlfriend said she used to do it, too! Wow, men must hate me. –.

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admin <![CDATA[Ugly Girls, Represent!]]> 2020-02-07T08:19:40Z 2020-02-07T08:19:40Z Sixth grader: Yo! Miss Stevens*, how old are you? Student teacher: 20. Sixth grader: Are you a virgin? Student teacher: I don’t think that’s an appropriate question. Sixth grader: Aight. It’s okay. I’m a virgin, too. –University Neighborhood Middle School Overheard by:

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admin <![CDATA[“That’s not my definition of success.”]]> 2020-02-06T20:00:02Z 2020-02-06T20:00:02Z Hobo: I’m trying to get something to eat. Suit: Well, you’re obviously not going to be that successful without having any money. –94th &.

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admin <![CDATA[He’s a Guide Dog for the Socially Impaired]]> 2020-02-06T07:44:28Z 2020-02-06T07:44:28Z Friendly old lady: Did you see the way your dog greeted me outside? Stood right up on its hind legs to say hello! Such a sweet animal! Middle-aged computer geek: Yes, he likes to socialize. I’m working. Enjoy. –Starbucks, Broadway & 70th St Overheard by:

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admin <![CDATA[Reader Poll: Should Meth Be Required for Tourists?]]> 2020-02-05T19:41:47Z 2020-02-05T19:41:47Z 13-year-old brunette to tourists: Argh! Move! 13-year-old redhead: These people need to learn the ethics of jaywalking. –Times Square Overheard by:

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admin <![CDATA[New Car Buyers Have Higher Standards Than Ever Before]]> 2020-02-05T07:17:12Z 2020-02-05T07:17:12Z Girl #1: Overpriced, and totally not worth it. Girl #2: But does it come with a vibrator? –43rd St & 5th Ave Overheard by:

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