Overheard In New York 2020-07-10T05:13:15Z https://overheardinnewyork.com/feed/atom admin <![CDATA[Why Thorazine Is Contraindicated for Service Employees]]> 2020-07-10T05:13:15Z 2020-07-10T05:13:15Z Yankee fan: Yeah, I'll have a grilled chicken sandwich and a vanilla iced coffee. Apathetic cashier: Crispy chicken sandwich? Yankee fan: No, grilled, sorry about that–I thought I said grilled. Apathetic cashier: And you wanted a Diet Coke? Yankee fan: No, a vanilla iced coffee. Cashier: Oh. –McDonald's, Yankee Stadium Overheard by: Rachel W.

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admin <![CDATA[For Missing All the Free Games]]> 2020-07-09T16:59:21Z 2020-07-09T16:59:21Z Drunk Jets fan #1: If I was a bird or a bat, I'd live in a stadium. Drunk Jets fan #2: Well, yeah, otherwise you're just stupid. –.

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admin <![CDATA[I’m Putting You Down As a “No”]]> 2020-07-09T04:50:30Z 2020-07-09T04:50:30Z Guy #1: Yo, could you ever double team a girl? Guy #2: Yes. Don’t care if there’s a naked dude right next to me, I’d rail the bitch with him. Eiffel Tower that shit. Guy #3: Fuck that. I’d feel mad weird being naked next to another naked guy, just banging some girl… Maybe I could do it if I had my clothes on. Like, I could just fuck her through the fly.

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admin <![CDATA[Can I Interest You in Some Sausage?]]> 2020-07-08T16:24:43Z 2020-07-08T16:24:43Z Drunk girl to random sober guy: Bacon! My hands are like bacon! Sober guy: What are you, drunk? Drunk girl: Just very, very, very hungry. Sober guy: Proceed. –.

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admin <![CDATA[Sadly Not Beyond the Realm of Possibility]]> 2020-07-08T03:51:34Z 2020-07-08T03:51:34Z Kid presses call button on commuter hotline phone. Father: Why did you do that? Son: I’m sorry. I didn’t know what it was. Father: If you do that again the police will arrest you. Son: Really? Father: Yes, George Bush will come and take you to jail. Son: What? Father: He will kill you and put your picture on the Wall of Memories [Ground Zero feature]. –World Trade Center PATH...

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admin <![CDATA[That, and Blasting That Music at All Hours]]> 2020-07-07T15:37:56Z 2020-07-07T15:37:56Z Suit #1: I had to dig a four foot trench last weekend. Suit #2: Why? Suit #1: Well, we’re putting a waterfall into my swimming pool. Suit #1: That’s why they invented Mexicans. –Trinity Place Overheard by: B-tron...

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admin <![CDATA[From Every Other Kid in the Shoe]]> 2020-07-07T03:28:31Z 2020-07-07T03:28:31Z Four-year-old boy: You're so mean to me, mama! Mom: Yeah, I get that all the time. –Commodities Natural Market, 10th St & 1st Ave Overheard by:

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admin <![CDATA[One Life to Wednesday One-Liner]]> 2020-07-06T15:14:40Z 2020-07-06T15:14:40Z Five-year-old boy to father: Is this an important life lesson? –14th & 6th Overheard by: A Young Asian man to woman ignoring him: Hey, let's go get a falafel. Hey, hey–you live around here often? –Union Square Overheard by: serena Woman, throwing McNuggets at man: Get the fuck out of my life! –Times Square Overheard by: Elliot Frantic crazy guy: I'.

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admin <![CDATA[Queequeg the Tampooner Thought Otherwise]]> 2020-07-06T03:02:16Z 2020-07-06T03:02:16Z Roomie #1: Why is this non-slip grip on the new tampon ads such a big deal? When do I really need some super non-slip grip sport tampon? Roomie #2: You know, when you’re under water. Roomie #1: Under water?! I am not the Little Mermaid! –Fordham University Overheard by: a confused roomate #

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admin <![CDATA[CIA: Hmmm…]]> 2020-07-05T14:32:02Z 2020-07-05T14:32:02Z Grandson: I wanna watch that show Chuck — about the spy. Grandma: Cluck? It’s called ‘Cluck’? Grandson: Chuck. He’s a spy. Grandma: Cluck? Like a chicken? Grandson: Grandma, you’re stupid. Grandma: I just don’t think a chicken would make a good spy. He’d always be clucking. Grandson: He’s not a chicken, he’s a spy. Grandma: But then again...

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