Fifty Bucks Gets You to the Top Of the Wednesday One-Liner

Tourist mom, pointing towards Empire State Building: I think that's the Twin Towers.

–32nd & 5th

Drunkish woman, looking at Empire State Building: I mean, the Empire isn't that nice. It's just well-lit and very, very tall.

–34th St & 8th Ave

30-year-old on cell: Some tourist fuck was standing on 36th and 5th, looking at the Empire State Building, and he goes, "that's not that big!" I wanted to punch his fucking face in when he said that. If I wasn't with my nephew I might have…

–Grand Central Station

Overheard by: Dan

Blond lady to husband, at the top of Empire State Building: Wow, this is like the view from our place!

–Empire State Building

Overheard by: Andrea