For a While, We All Thought We Were Turning Japanese

Bartender: You already closed out your tab.
Customer: No I didn't.
Bartender: Yeah, you did, check your pocket.
Customer: I didn't sign anything.
Bartender: Oh, oh, oh, wait, no. No you didn't, I'm sorry.
Customer: Oh, I get it. (motions to another guy at bar) Two asian guys, right?

–Union Pool