Latina lady, on Ash Wednesday: You can call me. If my husband picks up, you just tell him you're my cousin. He doesn't get suspicious as long as it's family.
Young black man: Okay.
Latina lady: I can't believe I smoke and drank so much last night, and I still gotta get to church.
(trains doors open, Latina lady gets off)
Latina lady, looking back: Don't you forget to call me.
Young black man: Okay.
–1 Train
Overheard by: dentalstudent
