For Gringos, Salsa's More Like Falling Off a Bike

Man #1, after car drives blasting music: Do you know how to salsa?
Man #2: I used to.
Man #1: What do you mean you used to? It's like riding a bike. If you ever learned it you can do it now. You ain't never learned how to salsa, man.

–97th St & Park Ave

Overheard by: Alex Barash