High school girl: I've gone to second base with a guy, but have done pretty much everything with a girl. Because penises are scary.
Forest of Fear
Tuxedo, New York
Overheard by: Kaitlen
Girl #1: So I was, like, in this hot tub with this guy, and we’re, like, making out or whatever.
Girl #2: Uh-huh…
Girl #1: And then I go, ‘What’s your name?’ And I think he said something, but I was like, ‘Whatever.’
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: alex b.
Girl to friend: It's like someone touches your cunt and you get all happy.
Easton, Maryland
Neighbor: The first guy that ever fingered me wore Drakkar Noir.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: sassy san franciscan
