Gerard Took Bronze at the Double-Standard Olympics

College guy to friend: I used to date this girl who I thought was really pretty, but it turned out to just be make up. I went to her house one time and saw a picture of her without make up on and I thought 'daaaaaamn! That is an ugly bitch!'

De Anza Community College
Cupertino, California

Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl is ready to swear off all men after hearing that