God Forbid Anybody Check a Fucking Bag

British guy putting bags in overhead compartment, after woman taps him on shoulder: Yes?
Woman: You have two bags.
British guy: What?
Woman: You're only allowed one.
British guy: Sit down and mind your own business.
Woman: It's because of people like you that there's no space left for the rest of us. How is it fair that you can do that?
British guy: You're twice the fucking weight that I am yet only had to buy one ticket. How's that fair?

Amsterdam
Netherlands

Overheard by: The guy who was killing himself laughing in the next row