Man: A good chunk is Celtic, there's Scottish, German in there. Germans are tall, I'm tall. I got everything from my grandfather except for his wanker.
Friend: You saw it?
Man: As a boy, yeah. I saw him naked. I didn't know what it was. I'm like, 'mommy, grandpa's got a snake in his pants.'
–Chinatown
Overheard by: Kay
