Health & Hygiene

Hoochie on pink cell: I always change my sheets in between boyfriends. It’s like how guys change condoms in between girls.

13th Street
Gainesville, Florida

Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/16/clearly-to-induce-orgasmic-seizures/

Chick: I was just in the bathroom trying to throw up, and I just can’t do it! I just gag. A penis can make me throw up, but my own two fingers cant… I hate giving blowjobs.

Montclair State University
Montclair, New Jersey

Overheard by: BTON

Little boy: I have the power of microbes! [Evil laugh.]

Liberdade
São Paulo
Brazil

Girl, looking at books: I love the library! It's like natural Adderall.

Scranton, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: too old for this

Girl: Yeah, like, the day after I got back I was on St. Laurent Street and I saw a used condom on the sidewalk. It was like the city was saying, ‘Welcome home!’

Montreal
Canadia

Semi-drunk girl in pub crawl attire: I hate Windex, but I fuckin' love Febreze!

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: History Major

Excited blonde: Guess what I’m getting myself for a Valentine’s Day present? I’m getting tested for STDs!

Michigan State University
East Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: not surprised

Girl: Sorry about the chafing. My butt still hurts when I poo.
Boy: [Makes sad face.]Girl: From your surprise. I don’t like your surprises.
Boy: It surprised me too!

Boston, Massachusetts

Skinny guy: I like the big girls because they're cleaner, and they buy you drinks.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/big-girls-you-are-beautiful.html

Overheard by: joe joe.