Hot black girl: Where did summer go? Now we’re all back to wearing glasses and snorting Adderall… or taking it with water.
–24th St & 3rd Ave
Guy to friend: If I just gave up speed I’d totally be getting more ass.
–Bleecker & LaGuardia
Overheard by: Jack
Guy to another: Yeah, so you take a gram of coke, then mix it with a ground-up Xanax, then mash up an E. Then you put it all into pill form, and down it with a Sparks!
Architecture professor: Everything in moderation… except for heroin. Heroin, you go for the gusto.
Overheard by: Denali