He's in the Process Of Spanking That Out Of Me

Queer #1: At first I judged him because he's bald. But then I totally fell in love with him because he's so hilarious.
Queer #2: He's old, it's not his fault he's balding.
Queer #1: I'm young, it's not my fault I'm shallow.

–Abingdon Square

Overheard by: Alex N