Hey, Semen and Urine Are Just As Likely As Rain

Woman #1: What is this!? What's falling on us!?
Woman #2: I don't know, we aren't under anything!
Woman #3: Oh my god! Where is this stuff coming from!?
(a minute later)
Woman #1: Ooooh, it's rain!
Woman #2: Why are we the ones acting strange? We live here!

–Times Square