How Charlie Sheen Meets All His “Angels”

Tall blonde: So I feel asleep on the train last week, and in my sleep curled up in a ball, ya know?
Asian guy: Yeah.
Tall blonde: I woke up to this hobo giving me a leg and foot massage.
Asian guy: What!?
Tall blonde: Yeah! He then asked me were I was heading, and if I'd want to go back home with him. I was like, “no!”

–1 Train

Overheard by: Jem