I Need to Map to Get to Hers

Psychology professor, introducing himself: I could pull down my pants and show you my tattoo on my ass if you really wanted to get to know me.
Student: What is it?
Psychology professor: It's the Green Bay Packers symbol, the 'g.'
Students: (giggles)
Psychology professor: Yeah, my wife calls it my g-spot.

Appleton, Wisconsin

Overheard by: rustybeard