I Only Stayed Through the Bomb Scare and the Jell-O Wrestling

Undergrad girl in pajamas: … So then the cops realized that they had the wrong guy on his knees.
Undergrad friend in pajamas: What? Why?
Undergrad girl in pajamas: ‘Cause the guy who did it had a ponytail.
Undergrad friend in pajamas: Damn! The coolest stuff happens after I leave.

Tufts University dining hall
Medford, Massachusetts