I Still Can’t Believe I Dated Him

Chick: … And then the party, like, totally got out of control — they wanted to put firecrackers in the snake tank! And then my dad kicked everyone out. He didn’t actually say anything, he just draped the snake over his shoulders and walked around looking at people with, like, six feet of snake on him.
Friend: Is this one of those stories about how your dad is a bad influence?

Montreal, Quebec