I'd Rather Be Rolling in the Dough, Y'know?

Girl #1, listening to Adele's “Rolling in the Deep”: I love that song.
Girl #2: Me too. I'm going to sing it at the sophomore karaoke.
Girl #1: Can you hook me up?
Girl #2: Yeah. I didn't know you can sing.
Girl #1: No, not with that. I need a job.

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