I'm Almost Finished Whittling My Wooden Shoes!

Guy to friend: So, this weekend I was going to go down to Chicago to riot, beat people up, and break shit, but I realized I would have missed my dutch class on Monday, so I thought it would be a bad idea.

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Overheard by: shiggity shaft