Jimmy, If a Cow Got the Chance, He’d Eat You and Everyone You Care About

Guy #1: Hey, do you think that if animals could talk and were as smart as us, we would get along?
Guy #2: I think so… Actually, maybe not lions. They’re pretty crazy.
Guy #1: Yeah, we’d probably have to lock up all the lions and bears.
Guy #2: Damn, bears. Almost forgot.


Overheard by: ryan