Disembodied female voice from fitting room stall: Don't tell me… (pauses) What the fuck, I'm not a size zero anymore? I have to try on a two now? What the fuck? Why am I so fat? When did I get *so* fat*? I'm so fat!
Disembodied female voice from another fitting room stall, muttering: Bitch!
–Fitting Room, Banana Republic
Overheard by: Ladle
