Girl #1: I have to go to a wine-tasting tonight for some charity.
Girl #2: What’s the charity?
Girl #1: I don’t know, some kind of dystrophy.
–In front of the Time Warner Center, Columbus Circle
Overheard by: Frances E. Flynn
Archive for the ‘Ladies Who Lunch’ Category
One of Those ‘It’s Funny Because It’s True’ Situations
Chick #1: Yeah, she totally called her a slut.
Chick #2: No way! Wow!
Chick #1: Yeah, she did.
Chick #2: Wow, that’s rough… well, actually, she is kind of a slut. I guess it’s not really an insult if it’s true.
–Sarabeth’s Restaurant, 92nd & Madison
Overheard by: Dan
Apparently My Years of Intensive Instruction Have Paid Off
Lady #1: So, apparently my son was over at Jessie’s house, and they were ‘touching.’
Lady #2, reminiscing: Oh, the petting…
Lady #1: I know, what a tramp! So anyway, Jessie’s mom was concerned about it, but I told my son, ‘Damn, you go boy!’
–Wall St
Overheard by: also likes the petting
Should I Not Add That It’s for My Husband’s Infantalism Fetish?
Woman: Oh, I gotta defrost my breast milk!
Lady friend: There’s something everyone doesn’t want to overhear…
–80th & West End
Overheard by: Nikki… so did not want to overhear that
Unfortunately She Also Uses the N‑word
UWS woman #1: The vineyard was amazing.
UWS woman #2: Word.
–92nd & Broadway
Overheard by: n69n
How Many Women Does It Take to Change Them?
Woman #1: Are his balls brown?
Woman #2: No, they’re light like mine.
–The Village
Overheard by: Amy
But He’s All, “I’m Gay, Mom.”
Lady who lunches #1: This is his first marriage, he should enjoy it while it lasts. They aren’t all gonna be this new.
Lady who lunches #2: True, true…
–Monkey Bar, E 54th St
Overheard by: Jenn‑O
The Jury Will Disregard This Testimony
Woman #1: Yo, you need to come out tonight! We’re going to that strip club!
Woman #2: Yo! Not in front of my son!
Woman #1: Oh, sorry! But it’s that good one we were at that other time.
Woman #2: Damn, yeah! That was some crazy shit!
–Pizzeria, Graham Ave
Overheard by: Mr. Man
Yeah, I Was a Bride Of Christ, But He Wouldn’t Do Anal
Woman #1: Ever since she left the church, there’s a big hole in her life.
Woman #2: Which she fills with cock.
–MoMA
Overheard by: Luc
His Tongue Is All Purple, Though
Woman #1: So, what you think about Duane?
Woman #2: Girl, he all up in my Kool-Aid and he don’t even know the flavah!
–Deli, Brooklyn
Overheard by: cloisterpunk
