Middle school boy #1: Why are you quoting Emily Dickinson?
Middle school boy #2: Who's she?
Middle school boy #1: She's a writer. Like Pride and Prejudice and stuff.
Middle school boy #3: No, that's Jane Austen.
Middle school boy #1: Shut up! I don't know what Emily Dickinson wrote! (pause) Emily Dickinson might be a boy.
–F Train
