Guy to tourist girl: Guuuuuurl! You walk like a virgin!
–40/40 Club
Overheard by: Jordan
Black man to fat black woman: And that's why your vagina is tighter than a virgin's!
–Bowery & Bleeker
Girl walking away from mass pillow fight: I feel like I lost my virginity like, eight times.
–Union Square
Young man to friends, in scholarly tone: In 2011 a virgin is just someone who thinks they haven't had sex.
–6 Train
Overheard by: Blind Girl On Train
Woman complaining to guy: The bastard wouldn't even take my virginity, it's the least he could do!
–21st & 6th