Or, “Excuse Me, Ma'am, Would You Mind Being My Sexual Dreidel?”

Gangsta guy #1 in reference to yoga ad: Damn, I need me a woman like that!
Gangsta guy #2: You need a lot of class to get a woman like that.
Gangsta guy #1: Or a lotta cash money.
Gangsta guy #2: Or just say “I'mma put you on yo head and fuck the shit outta you!”

Chicago, Illinois