Guy #1, in club: What're you doing back here? I thought she was well up for a shag?
Guy #2: Yeah, she fucking was.
Guy #1: So, what the fuck?
Guy #2: Mate, she lives in fucking Lozells.
Guy #1: So fucking what? A shags a shag.
Guy #2: Remember? The last fucking girl I slept with who was from Lozells stabbed me? I ain't fucking getting stabbed again.
Birmingham
England
Overheard by: Bleep
