Canadia

Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/16/clearly-to-induce-orgasmic-seizures/

Guy #1: Oh, sorry, man. I forgot to tell you about it… If you were on Facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy #2, pissed: … I live two doors down from you!

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Chick #1: What’s your favorite color?
Chick #2: Blue. What about you?
Chick #1: Well, I like the rainbow. And I know that fur’s not a color, but I really like fur.

Starbucks
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: flossy.

Native girl #1: Fuck you.
Native girl #2, annoyed: You piss me off to my titties.

Winnipeg
Canadia

Overheard by: pissed off

White dreadlocked hippie: … And I was totally like, [punches fist into air] ‘Thank you, Grandfather Salmon! That was awesome!’

St. Lawrence Market
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Rollerblading guy #1: … And that’s when I’ll finally know that I’m successful… When I’m sitting on my throne of skulls.
Rollerblading guy #2: Uhhh… Sure, man.

Church and Shuter Streets
Toronto
Canadia

Sad girl: My mom totally jacked my vibrator.
Friend: That sucks! I can lend you mine, if you want.

Queen’s University
Canadia

Man, giggling: Hey, guys…
Friend: For the last time, Jeff, if it’s about the Hamburglar, we don’t want to hear it.

Galaxy Cinema
Nanaimo, British Columbia
Canadia

Girl: Yeah, like, the day after I got back I was on St. Laurent Street and I saw a used condom on the sidewalk. It was like the city was saying, ‘Welcome home!’

Montreal
Canadia

Semi-drunk girl in pub crawl attire: I hate Windex, but I fuckin' love Febreze!

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: History Major