People Who Live in Glass Wednesdays Shouldn't Throw One-Liners

Pretentious, fake man to pretentious, fake woman: But of course, Soho in the old days was so pretentious and fake…

–Art Gallery, Chelsea

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Big blond tourist doof to grossly overweight wife who eyeballs every passenger: Yes, you'll see all kinds here.

–Uptown 1 Train

Overheard by: Suze Volchok

British tourist : There's too many fucking tourists.

–42nd St

30-something on cell: I hate it when people put labels on other people, it's just… so gay.

–McCarren Park